Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+43As far as beauty is concerned aging is akin to rotting, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+40Young people dye their hair hoping everyone will notice. Old people die their hair hoping no one will notice. amirite?
Also about police officer+32You wish you could have sex witha police officer just so that you could say you fucked the law... and won, amirite?
Also about police officer+16Even though you've got nothing to worry about when police officer walks past you end up acting suspicious as a result of trying to act natural, amirite?
Also about police officer+25Why was the cannibal police officer arrested? He was caught grilling suspects... amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+74You wish all obituaries would list the cause of death. amirite?
Also about homeless woman+416A homeless woman recently walked into a Dairy Queen and threatened the employees with a grenade. Makes you ponder life's big questions. Like, where the heck does a homeless woman get a grenade? amirite?
Also about police officer+21A blonde is swerving all over the road, so a police officer pulls her over. Police: ma'am why are you driving so recklessly? Blonde:because everywhere i go theres this tree in the way. Police:ma'am, thats your air freshener. amirite?