Also about spend+513Girls spend months planning her sweet sixteen and she's been planning her dream wedding forever. Guys will spend maybe a few weeks planning his sixteenth birthday and usually goes with what the bride says for the wedding, amirite?
Also about prison, chance, and spend+394The death penalty: Some argue that it would be greater punishment to make the prisoner wait life out in jail. But who does that really punish? The criminal, or the rest of society? People who spend life in prison don't magically poop out the funding they need to survive, they crowd the prisons, and that's just one more prisoner who has the chance to escape, amirite?
Also about year+727You'd rather have a 6-hour school day for 3/4ths of a year than have a 4.5-hour school day year long, amirite?
Also about prison and chance+69Escaping prison on Halloween would probably yield the highest chance of success, amirite?
Also about chance and spend+63When did it become so difficult to adopt a dog? Who are these people that decide who can or cannot adopt? Are not their standards WAY too high? I get it, when it comes to having to be careful, because of unethical people, but personal questions, calling your veterinarians. If you did not fix all your dogs, you are not even given a chance. Never mind if you have proven in many ways that you can be a good owner. I am retired, have a home, fenced yard, lots of time to spend and love a dog, but they have branded me! You are left with breeders or Craigslist. Countless others like me out there also. amirite?
Also about finally and spend+29Adulthood is finally making enough money to do the things you've always wanted, but can't because you have to spend it on things you never knew you needed, amirite?
Also about prison and year+324Perspective is important in judging time. For example an eight year old kid is really young but an eight year prison sentence is really fucking long, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+19Experience: The name people give to their mistakes. Amirite?
Also about finally and spend+217You spend all day trying to beat your high score. But when you finally do, you know you're gonna spend all day trying to beat that high score, amirite?