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Sex with aliens.

@ZonkeyBalls Sex with aliens.

What does that run these days?

@ZonkeyBalls A limb.

Affordable only by quarters.

@Carla Affordable only by quarters.

Unless you have something extra packed in the storage space you are renting.

@ZonkeyBalls Unless you have something extra packed in the storage space you are renting.

Have to spend that first, i reckon.
Finding/using the key would be a bitch if not.

@ZonkeyBalls Finders keepers. "Oh, here's a leg."

Put it in the freezer. I think the alien would prefer it unspoiled.
But....what do i know?

@Carla Put it in the freezer. I think the alien would prefer it unspoiled. But....what do i know?

I'm fighting against a wasp.

That silly bugger is hiding somewhere and plotting against me, as I write this.

@JayDubbed What a pussy

He will have to fight properly, as soon as I can... Wait, no, you aren't ready for the NH90 story yet, young padawan. Wait you must, dark side strong here is.

@ZonkeyBalls I'm fighting against a wasp. That silly bugger is hiding somewhere and plotting against me, as I write this.

It's late in the year, my friend.
It is likely too tired and/or old to be concerned with you. Just looking for a warm place to spend the cold months.

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@2654836

Okay.....
Why, exactly?

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@2654839

Ive spent some time around there.
I can see how ones senses could become a bit.....oddly stimulated?

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@2654850

If you think about who likely made it, and how much they were paid to do so, your better judgement will prevail.

A comfortable life with no monetary stress.

Peace and quiet.
Good wine.
Tickets to a play, a concert, or an NFL game.

Roasted, lobster stuffed, tenderloin.

A new car.

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