What would be a terrible name for a love song?

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"Your ass is so white it makes the rest of you look brown."

LYRICS:

Your ass... is so white... it makes the rest... of you look brown,
that mass... is so huge... it makes the rest... floppy and down,
your booty... is so juiced... it makes the rest... so happy to own,
my mistress... you are fine... here's a tenner... go buy a magazine!

(Chorus)

You have the ass of thousand kings,
some of 'em have lag, thousand pings,
you never had to deal with these things,
in the museum with fifty-two Mings!

Your ass is so white it blocks the sun, my dear,
your bosom is so wide it blocks my gun, oh dear,
as I prepare to shoot you dead, my only bread,
I know I should have given you more than lead.

Your ass... is so white... it makes the rest... of you look brown,
that mass... is so huge... it makes the rest... floppy and down,
your booty... is so juiced... it makes the rest... so happy to own,
my mistress... you are fine... here's a tenner... go buy a magazine!

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@2655533

But a loveable one. biggrin smiliebiggrin smilie

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@2655562

Especially with me....you bad boy.

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Now she's got something to fuss about.... I think she loves you, Gates. lol

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@2655572

lol You hang with me, you'll always be in trouble. hehe smiliehehe smilie6 smilie

"I'm Stuck With You, So I'll Make Due"

"I hate you and want you to burn to death while I watch eating popcorn."

"I never wanted this put in my asshole"

LYRICS:

What is this, what is this, is this a remote control,
why is in it my butt, am I now completely out of control,
I wanted to buy motor oil, but came out with a coil,
and some hat with a tin foil, I think I will eat soil.

Babyyyyy... Your body parts so fine, I'll dine,
Babyyyyy... Let's have pizza, you dear mine,
Babyyyyy... My boogers seem very green today,
Babyyyyy... I bet my balls are growing some hay!

What is this, what is this, is this a monster truck,
all I wanted was to have a properly good fuck,
why do we fight, when we might, make love now,
oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize that your were a cow.

Babyyyyy... You smell of camel leather and nice,
Babyyyyy... Do I need to call you my "brown rice"?
Babyyyyy.... Is that shit in your towel, from my bowel?
Babyyyyy.... Every prick in the town wants you baaaad.

What is this, what is this, is this a corn flakes packet?
Did I just, did I just, wear a silvery full metal jacket?
Are you mad, 'cause I'm bad, and like your game pad?
Can we do, what Scoody-Doo thinks: "Silly, my lad"?

Babyyyy.... My ass is stronger than steel,
Babyyyy.... You gotta stretch out and feel,
Babyyyy.... Is this song your real nightmare?
Babyyyy.... I'm cooking us some fish and hare.

What is this, what is this, is this a love song?
What is this, what is this, is it a fairy with a bong?
Did you put me in a freezer, why would you that?
Hold on, don't close the door, I need that pissy mat!

we're not getting any younger, so let's get married

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say yes and I'll give you everything, yuk

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