Grab a drink and sit down. This is going to be a crazy one. Ready? Here we go.
Been there, done that.... but hang with me, it gets interesting.
That's not a sentence, as such, so I hope you forgive me for not loving or upvoting that silly thing. Otherwise, it's pretty cool. ;o)
I can bite you again, if you just swing your balls this way, Syn.
A tooth? Well, considering how many of those I have left, it's a price I'm willing to pay.
Chippy, chip, munch, munch.
"This is the first sentence of my autobiography."
loooool xD How observant
"Marko was a unique kind of twat, whom most people hated, including his closest friends."
My Ultimate Sacrifices
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
My Last Sentence
That's about where I'd stop. too :) It'd take me forever to write a paragraph, much less an autobiography.
Thanks for buying the book - I need the money.
"Disclaimer: Don't try this at home without proper guidance by a qualified expert in awesomeness."
Loooool xD You'll have Barney as your expert? That might actually be even more dangerous xD
lol xD To be awesome you have to live dangerously. That's one of the most important lessons.