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When I start pissing blood.

Which occasionally happens. My kidneys are gone.

I'll know...

Otherwise i'm not using health insurance that will cost me more money..
That shit is expensive enough without having to use it..

I'm pretty sure if i ever need stitches, i'll do it myself or maybe just use super glue..

Broken bone...that's something i'll probably go in for..

If i'm on a stretcher...guess i don't have much say in the matter..

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@2656524

That might give me a hint..

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@2656530

Damn...glad you are doing better.

What was it?..

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@2656540

That what i was thinking..

Hope you get better quick..

@2656530

Are you feeling any better, Tiff?

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@2657118

I hope you get better soon, not fun being in pain.

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when my tumor finally reaches the size of a watermelon.

When I shit my spine into the toilet

When I'm in severe pain, can't breath, or bleeding, then I will go to the doctor ASAP. But I see my doctor every 6 months. I'm pretty healthy.

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