"THIS MIRROR IS MAKING MY DICK LOOK SMALL!"
Wow, I have a small dick - grower, not a shower - and it's nowhere that small.
I wouldn't expect someone to say this
Look at meeeee! It's all natural!
The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
I need my safe space.
"COME ON! YEAH! ONE MORE! ONE MORE!"
I want my Mommy!
"I'm p!ssing blood!"...Believe it or not, I've heard that.