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What would you not expect a large bodybuilder to yell aloud at a gym?

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"THIS MIRROR IS MAKING MY DICK LOOK SMALL!"

ZonkeyBalls +8Reply

Anybody got a sock I can borrow?

Will_Janitor +7Reply

@Will_Janitor Anybody got a sock I can borrow?...

Wow, I have a small dick - grower, not a shower - and it's nowhere that small.

ZonkeyBalls +3Reply

I wouldn't expect someone to say this

@Zolfie I wouldn't expect someone to say this

Ha Ha!

Will_Janitor +5Reply

Look at meeeee! It's all natural!

ThePrinceofWales +6Reply

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

PhilboydStudge +5Reply

I need my safe space.

JustJimColo +4Reply

I want my Mommy!

ozzyboy +3Reply

"I'm p!ssing blood!"...Believe it or not, I've heard that.

Azlotto +1Reply

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+79If a high school requires gym class three of the four years, in a way the school's saying that, when it gets down to it, gym isn't really necessary. it'd be better to either require P.E. all four years, or not require it at all. amirite?

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-79those really puff guys must be banned from the gym, or at least get transferred to an upper class gym where only puff guys workout, i mean that's it guys you WON why the fuck do you keep on coming, amirite?

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+47Silence to a comedian ain't golden, amirite?

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+42Guys: Finding a girl with all these qualities: doesn't nag, doesn't change her mind every 30 seconds, doesn't expect equal treatment one second and special treatment the next, loves you for who you are and doesn't try to 'fix' you, tells you what's wrong and doesn't expect you to 'guess', is impossible. amirite?

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-40It's odd how people whine about large "evil" companies ripping off/taking advantage of consumers, yet give a free pass to local businesses which usually mark up merchandise almost exponentially more than large companies, and who are also more likely to mistreat employees than large companies, amirite?

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+1,107Guys, please... You look hideous when your muscles pop out your veins and are larger than the width of 2 heads. Your 12 pack is not attractive and your abnormally large legs kind of scare me. Your neck is larger than the width of your head and man you just need to get out of the gym for like five minutes and do something else. amirite?

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+346It's really irritating when your parents yell for you from across the house, and then when you yell for them, they get all "If you want to talk to me, you can come in here!", amirite?

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