Also by Sukiesnow+6People say "you are very nice" Then it changes...and you get conflicting messages... What to do...who to believe? Amirite? More
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about chicken and tastes+294If everything tastes like chicken, that means chicken tastes like everything, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about chicken and tastes+567Chickens have it rough. There's the whole 'tastes like chicken' thing. Also, 'What are you, chicken?' and of course 'Why did the chicken cross the road.' What is with this obsession? They're like the celebrities of the animal kingdom. amirite?