"Here, I'm drunk enough to let you to drive, but only if you do the whole trip in reverse... Oh, I meant fly. That red chopper there. Yeah, yeah, who the hell cares..."
Don't try drugs and never drink.
"Cozy up to the Finklestein boy"
You know everything and every decision of yours is right
Anything that promotes violence or harsh negative feelings or actions
"These are the best years of your life."
Refrain from starting your sentences with the word "don't" - it's an automatic turnoff and will work towards diminishing what you want to impart. Stay as calm teen-positive as possible while discussing sensitive themes.
Go to college.
Life is like a credit card...Use it up now and pay for it later.