I just piss in the corner.
Sometimes coroner, but that is another issue.
Long ago a schoolmate explained to me the principal of "Everything Must Suck". Whenever you ask a reasonable question like, "why do unhealthy taste so good"? Because EMS. Same answer here.
The toilets that flush themselves before you are ready are even worse, Vic. Or they don't flush at all until you find the hidden button.
At least you have the option of standing 5 feet away from the urinal.
fetty wap ??
Doesn't happen to me, but I hate how it automatically assumes you want warm water when you wash your hands. I like my water ice cold, even when it comes to showers. Done that during the winter too to challenge myself