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My dad always said: it's not a real hug unless you squeeze out a little fart.

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I could watch that little cat forever...what moxy....

Sukiesnows avatar Sukiesnow Disagree +1Reply

Your dad must be fun.

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Oh yes it does. I never let go until I here that little 'bark'.

Especially when someone else already hugged them before you so they ran out of gas

Vic, was your dad a professional wrestler by any chance? biggrin smilie

@Thinkerbell Vic, was your dad a professional wrestler by any chance?

Nope. Just a hug aficionado. He could hug the stuffing out of tackle dummy

@VicZinc Nope. Just a hug aficionado. He could hug the stuffing out of tackle dummy

Gee, if he could do that, a bear hug would be a sure submission hold in wrestling. biggrin smilie
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Gross, I mean that.

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@Sukiesnow Gross, I mean that.

Better hope we never meet in person, because I will hug you, and you will fart. maniac smilie

@Sukiesnow Gross, I mean that.

Sukie, I'm glad I've never met Vic or his dad in person. wt smilie

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Anyway, there are ways to discourage overly aggressive hugs. hehe smilie
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@Thinkerbell Anyway, there are ways to discourage overly aggressive hugs...

:)

I don't even like hugs that much...I mostly just do half hugs with people since they are in their cars etc...

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@VicZinc 'Cause you're afraid you will fart.

Vic...until you brought it up...the thought had not crossed my mind.... Ever.

And now to Thinkerbell's comment...

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