A man took his pants down
to the tailor on the corner
to have the waistband taken it
Last night when trying to rearrange some furniture....
I think that was about the time, when I was a sperm. As we all know, sperms have super hearing. It's one of those powers we lose, when we get born.
I say that one all the time in my head. Like when I'm driving in traffic and thinking about changing lanes.
This didn't happen to me, but it seems worth posting: