Introducing the next speaker.
I don't want to be on stage at all.
Doing a scene from Hamlet...
While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich..
Reading a story .... maybe something by Dickens.
Singing in a choir. lol
Stealing a camera drone.
Singing my new single.
Reciting the entire alphabet during a single burp.
Backing away past the first curtain I come to.