Also about peanut butter+186Double-sided peanut butter jar = good idea. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+232The odds of your piece of bread falling peanut butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of my living room carpet. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+147Captain Crunch stabs the top of your mouth like an army of tiny peanut butter battlers brandishing bayonets, but its oh so delicious. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+47SIMPLE SAUTEED FROG'S LEGS
Soak frog legs in milk for 1 hour, turning every 15 minutes.
Remove from milk and salt and pepper them lightly, and coat them in flour.
In a skillet bring the butter to a sizzle and add frog legs.
Sauté legs uncovered until they're golden brown on both sides (turning as needed). amirite?
Also about peanut butter+720I want to become a politician just so I can put stupid attack ads against my opponent on TV. "My opponent regularly eats Skippy peanut butter. He does this knowing that people in wheelchairs can't skip. My opponent regularly insults people in wheelchairs!", amirite?
Also about peanut butter+296For some strange reason easter egg resess peanut butter cups taste WAY better than the other resess's cups. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+40Peanut butter makes good lube for the first few minutes. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+266"Pretzel Bottomed Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Pie"... What a mouthful, amirite?