What Is Resurrection ? A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter. http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/church-supp2.html#resurrection

Image for post What Is Resurrection ?  *******  A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.  Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."  It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter.   ******* http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/church-supp2.html#resurrection
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Cute, cute, cute.

@beachbum Cute, cute, cute.

Thank you, Beachbum - lol. hehe smilie

Ha!
A south park episode tackled the same issue:)

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Lol - nice to see you join a good laugh.
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You're very welcome, JD. Yes, we hear too much about tragedies, disasters and suffering - and some more sunny aspects of life are needed.

Children's Sermon About The Resurrection

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

The pastor having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

He called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter.

Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/reli...l#resurrection

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Lol - thank you.
hehe smiliesmile smilie

Resurrection is a spell in world of warcraft where a healer class character can revive a dead party member, instead of them having to reach their corpse by walking as a spirit.

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