Also about alcohol+270The main reason weed is illegal and alcohol is not is that pretty much anyone can grow weed, but not everyone can make alcohol, so weed is harder to tax, amirite?
Also about Religion+2Instead of those bland crackers churches give out during the Eucharist they should give out banana chips instead, amirite?
Also about alcohol+47The "I can go fight in war so I should be able to drink alcohol" argument is dumb. It's like comparing apples to oranges. Alcohol can mess up an undeveloped brain. It's also stolen from an earlier time in American history, when they said it to lower the drinking age to 21 because they could be DRAFTED, not voluntarily go out to war. Stop using it as an argument, amirite?
Also about alcohol+477It would be pretty entertaining to throw a party with alcohol that actually isn't alcohol (people just think it is). Then watch how many people act drunk and do stupid stuff... while they're sober, amirite?
Also about Religion-4Monotheists: When people make fun of God, it feels like they're making fun of your mom but with that feeling multiplied by infinity. Amirite?
Also about alcohol+48During Mariner times, keeping the sailors from drinking the alcohol they're transporting must've been a hell of a task. amirite?
Also about alcohol+46Humans are so poorly designed that a lot of us need alcohol just to talk to each other. amirite?
Also about alcohol-47Noone would care about weddings if it weren't for free food and alcohol, amirite?