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Impressing the others A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan. He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chit chat with the Base Commander. He threw Colonel's and General's names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy's condo in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him, the Base Commander, and the CO's of the Naval Security Group and Naval Air Facility. Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant, "Can I help you sergeant?" The TSGT said, "Yes sir, I'm here to activate your phone lines." Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war052.html

Image for post Impressing the others *** A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan. He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chit chat with the Base Commander. He threw Colonel's and General's names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy's condo in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him, the Base Commander, and the CO's of the Naval Security Group and Naval Air Facility. Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant, "Can I help you sergeant?" The TSGT said, "Yes sir, I'm here to activate your phone lines." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war052.html

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Impressing the others

A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.

He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.

Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chit chat with the Base Commander.

He threw Colonel's and General's names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy's condo in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him, the Base Commander, and the CO's of the Naval Security Group and Naval Air Facility.

Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant, "Can I help you sergeant?"

The TSGT said, "Yes sir, I'm here to activate your phone lines."

Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war052.html

Marianne +8Reply

hahaha that's a good one Marianne.... lol Thanks for sharing.

StarzAbove +7Reply

@StarzAbove hahaha that's a good one Marianne.... lol Thanks for sharing.

You're welcome, Starz.

Marianne +5Reply

@Marianne You're welcome, Starz.

Something like that happened to a friend of mine. We had gone to a party, he pretended he was drunk, but the truth was he was served non-alcoholic drinks. lol lol Everyone knew it but him. lol lol We all were laughing at him. lol

StarzAbove +1Reply

I love it! LOL

JanHaskell +6Reply

@JanHaskell I love it! LOL

Lol, Jan - thank you for appreciating.

Marianne +4Reply

Bet he won't try that again...

DandyDon +5Reply

@DandyDon Bet he won't try that again...

Lol, DandyDon - a good lesson indeed.

Marianne +4Reply

Ha!
Downsized!

@Carla Ha! Downsized!

Lol, Carla - that is a good lesson indeed, thank you for joining our laugh.

Marianne +2Reply

Lol, Rooster, good to see you here - indeed; and we find this kind of higher ranking persons in all the domains.

Marianne +3Reply

This user has deactivated their account.

Yes, and I am glad that you like it here too.

Marianne +2Reply

Lool xD

primeiro +3Reply

@primeiro Lool xD

Lol, Primeiro - thank you for joining the fun.

Marianne +1Reply

@Marianne Lol, Primeiro - thank you for joining the fun.

primeiro +1Reply

Marianne +1Reply

I just LOVE that.

@Piper2 I just LOVE that.

Lol, Piper, thank you for appreciating.

Marianne +3Reply

Snob caught in the act ha ha ha

LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred +2Reply

@LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred Snob caught in the act ha ha ha

Thank you for joining

Marianne +3Reply

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