Also about life+453The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
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Also about Music+64The masked singer is the only place where it is socially acceptable to have a crowd chant "take it off", amirite?
Also about life+77Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and teenager+133It must really piss old people off to have teenage girls call them "cute" despite the fact they've got more life experience and knowledge than any teenager can hope to have, and they're not cute, stupid old people, they're normal human being that've lived long lives and shouldn't be condescended just because of their age, amirite?
Also about life and age+318When people only lived to 40, it was necessary to have children soon after reaching puberty. Now that our life span has doubled, most decide to wait until their 20s. Our bodies did not change with our social customs, however, so we still go through puberty at a young age. It makes sense, then, that young teens quickly fall in "love," because that is what humans are designed to do at that age: become physically attracted and mate, amirite?
Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also about Music-72After so many songs you wish there were more to dull the pain. But... there never is, amirite?
Also about Music+11Cardi B is the new Pitbull. They both ruin the songs they’re in, amirite?