Also about ve made+108Facebook friends: people you've made eye contact with. Twitter followers: people who actually care about what you have to say, amirite?
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Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+72Sometimes trying to go to bed is slower than usual because your brain has too many tabs open, amirite?
Also about white man-46Turning 21 isn't so special. All it means is that you can officially go to real jail and get anally raped by a nasty white man. amirite?
Also about ve made+107You know you've made peanut-butter-toast correctly when the peanut butter is melting, and ends up dripping all over the toast, amirite?
Also about white man kills+221When a black man kills, he's a menace to society. When a foreign man kills, he's a terrorist. When a white man kills, he's mentally unstable, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+67you don't have to care about what others think of you because they only think about themselves, amirite?
Also about ve made+77You've made breakfast semi-unconsciously to where the cereal box ended in the fridge & the milk jug in the cabinet, amirite?