You've been a great mom.
That's not something everyone could say about their mom...
Ooh, one of my favorite movies, as you bloody well know. ;o)
You're not as Canadian as Kasara. Wait... Is that a compliment?
Coughing out her words, she'd say: "My God, I had no idea you were that large... you're usually sitting down".
(Take your time with that if you have to) :)