Also about paper bag+47Big Popcorn has brainwashed you to think that popcorn needs to be in their magic bags to turn into their fluffy, decadent product, but it is a lie. Popcorn just does that in the microwave. Put it in a paper bag, it don't even care. amirite?
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Also about dead, red, sweet, blue, sugar, roses, and violets+491Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar pot's empty, just like your head! Amirite?
Also about face and paper bag+165Sometimes you'll see a person and think to yourself, "Wow, that person has a really stunning face." Then you remember that you can't paper bag a body so you move on with your day, amirite?
Also about paper bag+248You COULD argue your way out of a paper bag, but you've never gotten the chance to put these skills to good use. amirite?
Also about People & Celebrities+6If people weren't so busy with P o r n...they might be having $ex instead... Amirite?
Also about People & Celebrities+14Grumpy people are hard to be around, amirite?