Also about life and love+374Everyone wants 3 things in life: A great social life, a job they love, and a wonderful love life. But in reality, you can never have more than two of those things, amirite?
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Also about life, love, and foolish things+354Life is one foolish thing after another, whereas love is two foolish things after each other. amirite?
Also about children, life, and brings+239Alcohol creates lust. Lust brings fornication. Fornication brings children. Children become adults. Adults are miserable. Misery loves company. Company finds bars. Bars serve alcohol. Alcohol creates lust. It's the circle of life, amirite?