Are you angry?
And when I say no, they keep asking it.
I'll try not to do that - lol.
...Are you angry?
Just kidding, just kidding! lol xD
Of course I'm not angry.
See? I'm the face of happiness!
Loool xD I believe you. :P
Good question, why are you such an asshole?
Have a great week.
Not sure. I tend to find it a bit annoying when people ask me things while I'm chewing. :P
What you have to do is put your face closer to them, and answer. You'll see how next time they'll wait until you're not chewing.
Hahahah!! Great idea. xD
OMG..... how rude.
When i'm working on something and someone asks...
Is it broke?...
I just have to bite my tongue...
Are we there yet?
Are you sleeping? <-- (I always answer yes to this one, btw)
Because kids are lovely trolls.
After you obviously hurt yourself - Ouch! Did that hurt?
When someone picks up my glasses, put them on their face and go - Wow, I can't see a thing with this. You're really blind, aren't you?
When they're laughing and ask..."Did that hurt?" lol
Sarcasm is always the best way to deal with such questions xD
Why are you going shopping for this time?
Am I in trouble?
Can you twitch your nose
Did you fart?