Also about Life+52The fart you choose to emit depends on many factors. For example not many of us will blast a loud wet one in a crowded elevator, amirite?
Also about plane+19How you know when you've been playing too much Call of Duty: When you see a small plane overhead you shout "Enemy UAV recon online!"... When you hear the beep of the microwave and run outta the room thinking its a Semtex... When you're about to board a plane and you check the cockpit for campers... When you hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! ITS ALL OVER!", amirite?
Also about plane+13So, i was the second plane out of athens greece this morning, after the 3rd they cancelled all flights because of a strike, bet everyone on the 4th plane pissed as fuck, amirite?
Also about plane-32What were the people in the twin towers thinking when the plane hit??? 1) OMG a plane has just hit the building, need to vlog,blog,facebook,twitter,bebo,myspace and account it for in my long list of unfortunate events that seem to happen to me. 2) arghh, I have a plane wing stuck up my ass 3)its just like cod, so realistic, bang, grenade yes 200 kills.. 4) i belive I can fly, omg i can, splat. ... amirite?
Also about Life+19You sleep with some sort of noise in the background at night, amirite?
Also about plane+17I know this is really morbid, but sometimes, you can't help but look up in the sky at a relatively low-flying plane and think, "What if there are people up there right now screaming their heads off because terrorists are hijacking the plane, and I'm just vicariously viewing phase one of their plan to crash into a major building or something?" amirite?
Also about plane+6Unmanned Aerial Vehicle pilots are not the same badasses that original, plane vs plane fighter pilots are, amirite?