Also about kid+644A teacher asks: "What book would you bring with you if you were stranded on a desert island?" The religious kid: "The Bible." The Emo kid: "Edgar Allen Poe Collection." The Hipster: "Oh, just some book you've probabably never heard about." The kid who thinks he's smarter than everybody: "Psh, 1984." The actual smart kid: "Guide to Being Stranded on a Desert Island..." amirite?
Also about kid+171If a kid buys a computer all by himself or herself, the parents should have no right to snoop on it and tell the kid what he or she can and can't look at, amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+45These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about kid+293It's really not okay to give your kid a ridiculous name just because you're a unique person. It's all well and good that you're always looking for ways to be the most individual person ever, but what you don't seem to be realising is that when that kid grows up, it will still be called Pixie, amirite?
Also about kid+57If you need to explain something to a kid 100 times, it's not the kid that's a slow learner. amirite?
Also about kid+146It pisses you off when a kid is throwing a fit cuz they're not getting what they want and someone is like "Just give it to them so we don't have to listen to this." It's like, OK, they'll just be bad parents and teach their kids if they scream they'll get what they want just so you don't have to listen to their kid cry for the 2 minutes you have to be around them, amirite?