While you are sitting outdoors on a long bench, a stranger decides to sit right next to you...what do you do?

You are sitting in a busy area...but there are various empty areas...

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Set the bench on fire and see, which one of us leaves first. Or... Strike a conversation with a hearty: "Hello!" And then burn the bench.

That's like standing at then end of an empty bank of urinals and a guy walks up and stands right next to you. No words are spoken, but I keep an eye on the guy. :)

Say, 'sup?'

If she was young and attractive, I'd check to make sure I still had my wallet.

Say hi and brace myself to be hit up for money😊

Greet them, introduce myself and strike up a conversation.

Continue to poke in my ear with my little finger..

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