A Smart or a Crazy Answer? * The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army. * After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster. When questioned he said: "Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to external stimuli and remained in a comatose condition." The C.P.O., who didn't understand a word, listened to this report with awe and sent the sailor to the psychiatrist. Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war059.html

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@2678237

Lol - yes, the jokes heard (and found on-line) are often based on fiction and omit certain realities.

And in certain cases, real facts would be less hilarious.

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Lol - jokes are very similar to urban legends, tales and counts (somehow like advertisement and propaganda), much of them is fiction, a creation or a misinterpretation, even if a little part might be related to real events.
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The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.

After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

When questioned he said:
"Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to external stimuli and remained in a comatose condition."

The C.P.O., who didn't understand a word, listened to this report with awe and sent the sailor to the psychiatrist.

Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war059.html

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Sounds like a shithouse lawyer. There's one in every barracks. :)

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Lol, Gun, I don't know, which "army" is being referred to in the joke.
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The CPO should have written in his report of the interview, "Subject missed muster due to drunkenness."

@Thinkerbell The CPO should have written in his report of the interview, "Subject missed muster due to drunkenness."

Lol, Thinkerbell, I am wondering about the (still persisting?) drinking culture at the different military organisations and their crews - especially the navy - and the health issues related to lacking sleep:

http://www.businessinsider.com/...ss-2013-1?IR=T

https://www.navytimes.com/news/...or-ship-crews/

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