When I explode to bits countable in fifteen digits, it won't be dark.
If you need the translation, I can do dat.
If you mean trip over stuff...I am an expert on that in the dark
Ditto... twice a week, minimum.
Wish mine was just twice a week
MORE FINNISH SHIT, whether you want it or not...
Generally those who masturbate in the dark are good people...while mostly bad people masterbate in the light of day....
Pleasuring yourself is a much more couth term.