First Grade Learns Animal Names - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. - The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good, Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hand. - "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good, Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up his/her hand. - "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint: it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard." --- Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/school1.html#old_fashioned_catholic_discipline

Image for post First Grade Learns Animal Names -  * One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.  She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand.  - The teacher says, "See it's long neck?  What animal has a long neck?"  Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.  "Very good, Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hand.  - "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.  "Very good, Billy," the teacher replies.  Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up his/her hand.  - "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses.  "Let me give you another hint: it's something your mother calls your father."  Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard."  --- * Link:  http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/school1.html#old_fashioned_catholic_discipline
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First Grade Learns Animal Names

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand.

The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"
Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.
"Very good, Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hand.

"See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.
"Very good, Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up his/her hand.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint: it's something your mother calls your father."
Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard."

Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/educ...lic_discipline

Parents ought to supervise their language - lol.

Reminds me of a funny alphabet table from the 20th century, at first it was nice, apple for A, ball for B, cat for C but then it got to N and things got went really south because the picture was of a black kid. Haha what kind of things they used to teach kids. Image in content

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Lol - that doubles the laugh.
hehe smiliehehe smilie

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