Your inner old person is Gladys. Gladys has lived a whole lot of years, and she can tell you EXACTLY what's wrong with you, the way you're living your life, the way you're folding your laundry, and the way the world is going. You know what your problem is? Gladys does.
Your inner old person is Rhoda. Rhoda is a free spirit who never quite came back from Woodstock. This hippie grandma is only as old as she feels, and while she's certainly an old soul, she's always been young at heart. Maybe it's all the weed, but she's always been chill and will want to listen to as many of your stories as she will regale you with hers. In short, Rhoda's a good hang. Do you think Rhoda is your inner old person? Talk to us about it in the comments below, and share with your friends to see who their inner old person is!
I don't much like the name, but it's a hell of a lot more palatable than the accompanying picture.