Also about Life-47The most wasteful day in life is the day when we don’t laugh, amirite?
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Also about birds+17People: You're so happy that you can finally hear birds singing. Birds: How the hell are you on this website?! amirite?
Also about birds-28Eating eggs is killing unborn baby birds, so its basically abortion for birds. So if your anti-abortion, I expect you never to eat eggs, or I will classify you a hypocrite and no longer respect you, amirite?
Also about calling and birds+195In 12 Days of Christmas, you get every previous day's gifts, plus a new one, so actually, you get 12 partridges, 12 pear trees, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 40 golden rings, 42 geese a' laying, 42 swans a' swimming, 40 maids a' milking, 36 ladies dancing, 30 lords a' leaping, 22 pipers piping and 12 drummers drumming at the end, amirite?
Also about birds+512Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?
Also about calling and birds+24The day after Christmas is sad, but at least you have 2 turtle doves, 3 french hens, 4 calling birds, 5 golden rings, 6 geese a' laying, 7 swams a' swimming, 8 maids a' milking, 9 ladies dancing, 10 lords a' leaping, 11 pipers piping, and 12 drummers drumming to look forward to, amirite?
Also about calling+29People should stop calling Justin Bieber gay. He's a short, unattractive, pre-pubescent boy who can't sing to save his life, but he's not gay. Calling him gay is an insult to gay people everywhere, amirite?