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+177Life would be amazing if every car was so safe that you could just ram into people and you would just bounce around. If you got mad at someone, you cut just smash 'em into a pole and they would just spin around and continue driving, possibly coming after you. This is much more effective than horns because everyone would gain a sense of humor, and not road rage, out of it, amirite? Also about night, friends, husband, and wife
+574A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour
+104Ask any Trumper if forced to make a choice they'll always agree Mel Brooks is funnier than Woody Allen. Amirite? Also about night, car, road, and driving
+109When you're driving on a back road at night, a car decides to suddenly appear as soon as you turn your brights on, even if you haven't seen one for miles, amirite? Also about night, car, today, and young
-98I told this young kid , this today..i said " if you have to go home to your commune with your lover and kids and talk politics all night its better for you to go biden, it aint worth the headache....but if you go home to YOUR house with YOUR car paid by YOUR money , that means you can think for yourself ...and vote uncle trump," amirite? More Also about minutes, car, driving, and couple
+121You've had that scary moment in your car when you zoned out so much that you forgot you were driving for the last couple minutes. amirite?
Ploughing the land
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."
Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/farm018.html
Lol, Rooster, indeed ...
Good one Marianne.....






Thank you, Starz, lol.