Also about car, coming, road, and driving+177Life would be amazing if every car was so safe that you could just ram into people and you would just bounce around. If you got mad at someone, you cut just smash 'em into a pole and they would just spin around and continue driving, possibly coming after you. This is much more effective than horns because everyone would gain a sense of humor, and not road rage, out of it, amirite?
Also about night, friends, husband, and wife+574A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.
A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+104Ask any Trumper if forced to make a choice they'll always agree Mel Brooks is funnier than Woody Allen. Amirite?
Also about night, car, road, and driving+109When you're driving on a back road at night, a car decides to suddenly appear as soon as you turn your brights on, even if you haven't seen one for miles, amirite?
Also about car and driving+308It shouldn't take a fatal car accident to make people realize drunk driving and texting while driving are terrible ideas, amirite?
Also about pull, water, road, driving, and mud-20Driving down a beautiful coastal road with the wind blowing and smells , from salt to mud. Ur senses overwhelmed ,your happiness peeked. As U speed down the empty road, looking across the dunes over the water ;that goes forever. U think life is so perfect , maybe this is a simulation, maybe i am master of my universe. I can control anything. Then in Ur rearview mirror you see a Maserati catch up to U quickly. The younger then U person looks directly at you as they pass. Shortly they pull into their beach house, cut into the turtle reef. And you think to yourself ,No ,This cant be my universe. amirite?
Also about night, car, today, and young-98I told this young kid , this today..i said " if you have to go home to your commune with your lover and kids and talk politics all night its better for you to go biden, it aint worth the headache....but if you go home to YOUR house with YOUR car paid by YOUR money , that means you can think for yourself ...and vote uncle trump," amirite? More