The Telephone Call I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one question,” a young man said, “you’ll win ten free dance lessons.” Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” “I don’t know,” I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. “What are you holding in your hand right now?” he asked excitedly. “A bologna sandwich.” “Congratulations!” he shrieked. “And for having such a great sense of humor…” Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/the-telephone-call-joke/

Image for post The Telephone Call   ***  I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one question,” a young man said, “you’ll win ten free dance lessons.” Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” “I don’t know,” I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. “What are you holding in your hand right now?” he asked excitedly. “A bologna sandwich.” “Congratulations!” he shrieked. “And for having such a great sense of humor…”   ***  Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/the-telephone-call-joke/
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The Telephone Call

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one question,” a young man said, “you’ll win ten free dance lessons.”

Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.”

“I don’t know,” I replied dryly, trying to discourage him.

“What are you holding in your hand right now?” he asked excitedly.
“A bologna sandwich.”

“Congratulations!” he shrieked. “And for having such a great sense of humor…”

Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/the-telephone-call-joke/

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Lol - thank you, Rooster.
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Lol, SynysterGates, just laughing again.
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