Start scratching and then assure everyone that your rash isn't contagious.
Say I am going to be sick
Ask who farted
And that "alarms" people? LOL!
Look out, I'm going to be sick!!!!!
I wish you would've told me that you have chiken pox.
How about "my water just broke."
I am guessing you are wondering why I gathered y'all here today
Thanks for the Kool-Aid.
THEATER! ...No, wait, theater is what I shout at a crowded fire.
(Answers mobile) "Sorry, I can't come out tonight Alice I've got headlice and need to get home and treat my hair."
Cough or sneeze during flu season