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Start scratching and then assure everyone that your rash isn't contagious. smirk smilie

Ask who farted

@JustJimColo Ask who farted

And that "alarms" people? LOL!

Look out, I'm going to be sick!!!!!ill smilieill smilieill smilieill smilie

I wish you would've told me that you have chiken pox.

How about "my water just broke."

I am guessing you are wondering why I gathered y'all here today 6 smilie

THEATER! ...No, wait, theater is what I shout at a crowded fire.

(Answers mobile) "Sorry, I can't come out tonight Alice I've got headlice and need to get home and treat my hair."

Cough or sneeze during flu season