Also about fellow passengers+280No one ever gets on the train and says "Good morning, fellow passengers!" It's only acceptable to stare at the ground and never reach out or be friendly. Our society is kind of fucked, amirite?
Also about crowded elevator+52The fart you choose to emit depends on many factors. For example not many of us will blast a loud wet one in a crowded elevator, amirite?
Also about People & Celebrities-61In the not too distant future a battleship, a library or two and a scattering of public schools will be built or renamed in Trump's honor, amirite?
Also about crowded elevator+28Girls: In public bathrooms, you have, like, bathroom real estate. Its all closed in and comfortable and you feel safe. Guys: In public bathrooms, its like being in a crowded elevator...holding your penis. amirite?