Want to be healed? Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Image for post Want to be healed?  ***   Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.   When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"   "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.   The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.   When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."    ***  Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html
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Want to be healed?

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight.

The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

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Lol, SynysterGates - hehe smiliehehe smilie.

LOL ... wouldn't want to mess up a good thing! hehe smilie

@JanHaskell LOL ... wouldn't want to mess up a good thing!

Lol, Jan, they say (Henri Savador) that work is good for health, but doing nothing helps to stay healthy - lol hehe smilie.

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Oh, no, mr hands, dont make me better!
I might have to go back to work!
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Lol, hello Rooster - lol.
hehe smiliehehe smilie

LOL!! That man's definitely "American" :D

@beachbum CUTE!

Lol, thank you, beachbum. hehe smiliehehe smilie

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Happy bum lol hehe smilie

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@DandyDon Happy bum lol

Lol - a happy leisure time for someone.
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The physician in the cartoon seems not to be familiar with Isaiah 55. what smilie

"Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price."

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