Whenever I take a dump, I know exactly how to Riverdance. Sometimes it comes three times in a row. Which technically makes it row-dancing.
No, I know I could never do anything that energetic now. When I was younger I couldn't do anything that complicated. So no, I'll just be the appreciative audience.
I'd stomp the crap out of that stage if I could do it!! They might not be stomping but I would!