Sober Like a Judge ? Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning." Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

Image for post **Sober Like a Judge ?**  ***          Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."   ***   Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30
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Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers.

"Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk."

"You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate.

"And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first.

Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10.
They then switched places.

"Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20."

"Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!"

"Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

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Lol, JD, good morning to you.
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Lol, thank you, JD, I am doing my best, of course.
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Lol, Tiffanee, that is a good laugh.
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Lol, Zonkey, you are progressing, and the rhyme is nice; here's some more info about the cases:

https://www.deutschakademie.de/...php?topic=44.0

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Lol and good morning, Rooster.
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Lol, SynysterGates, and hello.
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Bonjour, cher ami:

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