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Also about play, instrument, and musicians
+169Musicians: When you hear a song you like on the radio, you instantly try to think of ways to play that song on your specific instrument, amirite?
Also about quick and jokes
+121It's disappointing that the majority of us have gotten so use to reading short jokes with a quick punchline or pun because then we just tend to lean towards it and never really get a chance to enjoy the more long winded of jokes, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour
+108If only far right wingnuts had a sense of humor this would be a much better world,Amirite?
A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.
Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".
Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.
"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."
To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".
The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"
Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.
Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".
Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.
"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."
To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".
The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"
Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5
Lol, Rooster - indeed, and it was a very narrow escape.
Lol - thank you for the chuckle, SynysterGates.
Thank you for liking them, and you are very welcome.
Lol, DandyDon, did he forget to swallow his drink?
It looks like it... lol
Lol, that happens more often than we can imagine.
