IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ”What's that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock.” the drunk replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend. “YUP, it is” replied the drunk. “How does it work?” the friend asked; squinting at it. “Watch” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey ASSHOLE! It's 3:15 in the MORNING!”

Image for post IRISH TALKING CLOCK    After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.  He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ”What's that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.  “It's not a gong.  It's a talking clock.” the drunk replied.     “A talking clock?  Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.     “YUP,  it is” replied the drunk.  “How does it work?” the friend asked; squinting at it.  “Watch” the drunk replied.  He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an   ear-shattering pound and stepped back.     The three stood looking at one another for a moment.    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:   “Hey ASSHOLE!  It's 3:15 in the MORNING!”
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Ha Ha Ha!! I don't care who you are, that was FUNNY!! Image in content

Starz...i saw that coming:).
Ha!

@Carla Starz...i saw that coming:). Ha!

lol You're smarter than I am, I hadn't a clue. lol

Lol - that was rather a "yelling clock"!
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LOL, thanks for sharing😊

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