A Cooking Alternative ? How To Cook A Turkey: Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turk the bastey Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 14: Turk the carvey Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out. Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm#5ehcuiUWZC11IcyO.99

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hehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie Good one Marianne.

Another way....let a family member bake the turkey. lol

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Lol, Rooster - hehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie

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Lol, SynysterGates - hehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out.

Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/t...ving/jokes.htm

hehe smilie
Also found this one funny:
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@Masha Also found this one funny:

Lol, Masha, yes, this is the alternative for wine amateurs.
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If anything ever needed a warning label, it's a bottle of alcohol..

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@DandyDon If anything ever needed a warning label, it's a bottle of...

Lol, DandyDon, indeed, there should be a warning at least suggesting moderation.
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I use the beginner's recipe. I saves a lot of steps. biggrin smilie
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@Marianne Lol, Tink, that might be too strong for beginners.

But it saves steps, like, "take the oven out of the turkey," and "floor the turkey up off of the pick."

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