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+372How to be Canadian? Step 1: lose the gun. Step 2. Buy a canoe. Step 3. Live multiculturally Step 4.... you're ready! There is no more, amirite? Also about step 2, step 3, step 1, step 4, step 5, and step 6
+364Step 1: Get super delicious extra cheesy pizza YUM :D Step 2: Get a piece out Step 3: Take a bite Step 4: Extract the bite you want out of the rest of the pizza Step 5: ALL of the cheese on the whole piece of pizza comes with it and it lands on your chin Step 6: It burns like hell Congratulations, You're now pissed off. amirite?
Another way....let a family member bake the turkey. lol
Lol, an excellent idea, Starz!




Lol, Metal - like the cheddar beer soup ?
https://www.epicurious.com/reci...er-soup-231641



Lol, Rooster -


Lol, SynysterGates -


How To Cook A Turkey:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out.
Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/t...ving/jokes.htm
Also found this one funny:
Lol, Masha, yes, this is the alternative for wine amateurs.




If anything ever needed a warning label, it's a bottle of alcohol..
Lol, DandyDon, indeed, there should be a warning at least suggesting moderation.



I use the beginner's recipe. I saves a lot of steps.

Lol, T
ink, that might be too strong for beginners.




But it saves steps, like, "take the oven out of the turkey," and "floor the turkey up off of the pick."
Lol, Thinkerbell - that saves some "missteps" indeed!


