Also about food, cold, and complain+326Even though we always complain about our hot food getting cold and our cold food warming up, it would really suck if it were the opposite. Like you set down your cookies that are still warm from the oven, go to get a glass of milk, and you come back and they've heated up so much they've caught on fire, amirite?
Also about Religion-54During the underground years of Christianity in the Roman Empire, the crucifix became a proverbial “middle finger” to the Roman establishment that basically said “Our God is far more powerful than your emperor!” Amirite?
Also about man replied+234Two people in their late 90's meet for a romp in the closet of a retirement home. They undress and are about to do it when the woman realized she should warn the man about her heart condition. “I have acute angina,” she said. The man replied, “Thank God! Because your boobs are gross!”, amirite?
Also about man, wanted, and replied+337A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond. amirite?
Also about years, food, bed, and cold-69Instead of multiple life sentences for sick criminals they should have tiers of uncomfort ...something like after 20 years we will take the nails off your bed ... Or life sentence with cold food... amirite?
Also about Religion+24I know this looks.photoshopped but please believe me this is real, PHOTOGROAHIC PROOF MICHELLE IS A MAN
Also about food cold+267Instead of just having a refrigerator to keep food cold, it would be pretty cool to have a reversed microwave, amirite?