OMG! Where do you find this stuff? Or, are you making this up?
If I needed affirmation from my phone about my sexual performance - rest assured, it was inadequate.
HA HA HA! Nope, it's for real.
Agreed...I guess I'm old school, but "smart" technology and sex do not interact in my world.
I highly doubt it! Take a pretty egotistical guy to wear something like that, let alone pay for them. I've never had any complaints in all my years!
Damn it! I was too lazy this morning to go to the manufacturer's website...I could have really had fun making a post from all that!
I bet you would have. It sure made me laugh!
Pure gold, and I was too lazy damn it!
I read that post also and laughed!
But JD, girls often lie too.
There was a young lass from the shielings,
Who oft, in her amorous dealings,
Would fake a full measure
Of sexual pleasure,
To spare the big lug's fragile feelings.
The naughty young lass from the shieling,
Found cellular phones more appealing;
When placed in her thong
(And before very long),
The vibes from her calls had her squealing.
A heavy-hung bounder from Kent,
Too long for the poor girl's assent,
To save the lass trouble,
He slid it in double,
And rather than coming, he went.
(not original, but a modification of a well-known limerick)
REALLY?? OMG, LMAO!!
From Star Trek to sex robots and "smart condoms" = the rise and fall of the techo-nerds. 😕
Well you know all this tech stuff is going to wipe us all out...
HA! I just posted an article about Elon Musk saying there is about a 95% chance of that happening.
Yup, we talked about it last night and I checked out your post.
Oh brother. I just had to find out more this goofy thing, being me, and all.
People who would use an app like this really need to find a flesh and blood partner.
I guess the blow-up dolls they've been using don't give much feedback.
OMG! Blow-up dolls are like soooo 1990s! Haven't you seen my posts about poor Samantha?
I thought about ordering a cheap blow up doll, filling it with helium and flying it like a kite to see how long it took for the police to arrive.
Oh...😂... Hang on...😂...give me a second...😂...Oh my, I would love to do that any weekend as the state police fly over here in helicopters. BWAAAHAAHA!!!
I think it would be $20 well spent, if captured on video.
I'd have to enlist a neighbor to man the camera, as I'd undoubtedly end up in handcuffs.
Still...'twould be worthy!
Tie it off on someone's fence down the street.
I can see the wheels in Boz's head turning...... LOL
That's the ticket. LOL
Hey, she's called the police on all of us...turnabout being fair play... Lol!
There is an alternative of course. 30+ years ago, a guy pissed me off and I had a load of manure delivered to his house, claiming to be him. Told them it was for the yard and just dump it on the lawn and bill "me"
When I was a young Captain, in the 80's, I got pissed off at a LTC and ordered a bunch of gay magazine subscriptions under his name and had them delivered to his office address.
Never get mad Boz, get even.
Still simmering, Jim. ;)
Uh-Oh. No, I haven't.
Prolly for the best. I could provide links, but suffice to say that the perverts are on top of technology. (Ahem)
Ahem is right!
Maybe it's an app for the blow up dolls Linn.
Could be. :)
You don't have sex with it, Jim, you wear it while having sex. :)
You mean real people are having sex with other real people, and need an app to tell them if they are doing well?... ROFLMAO If a guy needs an app to tell him if he is pleasing a woman, he needs a lot more than an app. <s> If a woman is enjoying something, a guy should be able to tell.
Lol... Yup! 😂
New idea: iTP. Smart toilet paper that measures how effectively you...uh...well you get the idea :P
I don't like a lot "smart" technology. It's too invasive (not to mention unnecessary). By the time I ever end up doing anything sexual with someone, I think I'll go for plain old "dumb" condoms...
Much better than the Samsung Whistle (or whatever your phone uses as its notification sound).
I guess this means if your iPhone tells you to upgrade your hard drive, add more RAM, get a larger mouse and keep the mother board then it could be really confusing
Sorry I'm being silly :)
Not silly...Not at all! 😊
Seriously? Common, Boz! If a guy doesn't know how he performed he shouldn't be playing. If he is using it for bragging rights he is just a douche anyway. 😉
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Jeesh men are so obsessed with themselves.Will they brag and show results to everyone now
Says who? I'd never even think of using this, what kind of men are you around? Please think well before you make such statements.