Stolen Christmas lights? JD, if your neighbors may steal your stuff right off your lawn may suggest the all new, Mini-Claymore Mine!
Just in time for Christmas, the all new Mini-Claymore Mine from Hasbro is certain to keep those predator neighbors at bay. Jimmy Johnson, that ass-wipe kid down the block won't be smashing your mail box, stealing your decorations or crapping on your lawn anymore!
Oh, ... yes... of course!
I knew that!
So, ... don't even look for Mini-Claymore Mine from Hasbro - it's, uhm a joke! I mean, who would want to blow up a neighbor? Amirite?
They'll be like 20,000 people outside your house just raving, lolz.

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Looks like an awful lot of inappropriate touching going on!
It's like an ebola outbreak waiting to happen.
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Uhm, your expectations may be a little high for those laser light thingys - it doesn't look like that GIF - not even close.
Mine work great!
So do mine, but not like the picture in his comment.
Same here.
Stolen Christmas lights? JD, if your neighbors may steal your stuff right off your lawn may suggest the all new, Mini-Claymore Mine!

Just in time for Christmas, the all new Mini-Claymore Mine from Hasbro is certain to keep those predator neighbors at bay. Jimmy Johnson, that ass-wipe kid down the block won't be smashing your mail box, stealing your decorations or crapping on your lawn anymore!
Oh, ... yes... of course!

I knew that!
So, ... don't even look for Mini-Claymore Mine from Hasbro - it's, uhm a joke! I mean, who would want to blow up a neighbor? Amirite?
Nope.
Would you mind elaborating on your answer?
Yep.
O'Tay!
I've never seen those lights on a house, and we have too many lights outside now....lol
No, but I've seen a few this year. They seem to work best on light-colored houses.
We have a couple of 'em. We shine 'em on pines trees in the back. The lights looks especially cool when there is a breeze moving the limbs.
They're not bright enough to put in the front. The street is over 100' away - you just can't see the reflected light at that distance.