Where's this Screaming Baby from? Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm. He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!" Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/8

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Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm.

He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny."

Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/8

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Weird, I don't know, JD; there must have been an accident; does it still show as an anonymous post? Here, the display looks quite normal, with my name and avatar for the posts. And the links for the jokes I am sharing with all of you are indicated at the end of the individual joke.
Can you tell me if it still shows as an anonymous post?
Thank you, JD.
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It is not April 1st ... smile smilie

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Thank you, JD. I think I know who arranges things in case of accidents. smile smilie

Cute Marianne. lol

@StarzAbove Cute Marianne. lol

Lol, Starz, thank you for appreciating.
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Lol, Rooster - thank you for your compliment.
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Seems like people from the early 20th century had the answers all along
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@Sunny_the_skeptic Seems like people from the early 20th century had the answers all...

I think the original coke soda had cocain in it. I am addicted to it even without that.pce smilie

@Sunny_the_skeptic Seems like people from the early 20th century had the answers all...

Lol, Sunny - they were not so well informed as we should be now.
Or am I wrong?
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@Marianne Lol, Sunny - they were not so well informed as we should be now. Or am I wrong?

Yep, they were not informed well alright! Now we're studying anesthetics in university and it seems cocaine was widely used as such, it worked amazing! Not only was it an excellent anesthetic but it also lasted long and made people euphoric, no one is this happy to go to the dentist. They probably still use it for "mellowing" in Colombia and Honduras biggrin smilie

Would you like some mercury infused wellness tablets? They cure all aliments biggrin smilie

@Marianne Lol - Sunny, aliments or ailments? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_in_fish And:...

I always mix up that word, always trying to connect it to ale because of the phrase "what's ailing you friend" not that it makes great sense but yeah

@Sunny_the_skeptic I always mix up that word, always trying to connect it to ale because of the phrase "what's ailing you friend" not...

Lol, these typing "inversions are quite frequent - but that reminds me that with some friends, we have been talking about puns and confusions, and you might be interested in words and in their roots.

Ale = https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ale
Ail = https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ail#English
Ailment = https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ailment
Aliment = https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aliment#English

and, for gourmets:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/allium
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@Marianne Your English? I am sure that you are good.

From that tiny flag in my profile you can tell I'm not a native English speaker but thank you for the compliment.

@Sunny_the_skeptic From that tiny flag in my profile you can tell I'm not a native English speaker but thank you for the compliment.

Lol - all the better, and congratulations!
The same applies to me, regarding English, but you'll have to travel further West North West regarding the native languages. smile smilie

HAHAHA I feel like that when I hear a baby screaming.

@Marianne I think that many feel very uneasy - lol.

I don't feel uneasy I feel like stuffing it into a soundproof can. Just hate kids even when they are acting cute I can't stand them.

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