Also about Life+8Sex is great, but taking out your contacts after a long day is one of the best feelings in the world, amirite?
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Also about Life+24Everyone wonders where we go after we die, but not as many people seem to wonder where we were before we were born. amirite?
Also about life and strong+464The girl who tells everyone her problems then acts all humble and modest about the attention she gets from isn't really the strong one. The girl who sits in silence while her life crumbles but still tries her best to be as strong as she can for the people around her is the true strong one, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?