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Safe Distances ? Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public: • Violinist: 25 feet • Bad Violinist: 50 feet • Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet • 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet • Accordionist: 60 miles Link: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#vocal

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Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:

• Violinist: 25 feet
• Bad Violinist: 50 feet
• Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
• 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
• Accordionist: 60 miles

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Link: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#vocal

Accordionists get no respect.

@PhilboydStudge Accordionists get no respect.

Lol, they are indeed the least appreciated.
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Awww, now....i give em all a listen for their effort.
Some listens being somewhat shorter than others.

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Lol - you might, though, remember some old instrumental classics:

Y. Horner:
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@Marianne Lol, that must have been funny.

At the time, it looked comical - I was a skinny 14 year old and that thing was bulky. I learned to mimic a couple songs but I learned fast that I wasn't meant to be a musician - oh, well... :)

Hugs and best wishes with your day, my excellent friend - be good to yourself.

@2701077

And - you remember Benny Andersson (ABBA)?
He is also accordionist, even if he was often seen playing the piano.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Andersson

LOL!!! Excellent, my cherished friend :D

You got that right...some things I can only take a minute or two of...

Bag pipes are right up there too..

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