I would ... but probably not in one sitting.
No...i dont think so.
Oh hell yes! Just leave out any bacon! LOL
Yes I would, but like JanHaskell's answer, I could make about two or three meals out of it.
No. I want to live to see 40.
I doubt it. It looks like way too much work.
Nope. Looks nasty
Yea and I want the bun toasted with garlic butter..