It's Friday night. I played hard to get and didn't get got. So why don't you have a date tonight?

and don't say "I'm married", because you are allowed to date your spouse.

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Could be many reasons for that. I figure the most definitive one, would be that I didn't seek one.

I not looking.

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My squirrel has a day off and I'm afraid of the heights.

Don't need one...I always go to bars right before closing time...drunk women are a lot of fun.

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