Going to Church in Chicago........When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold --- My car was gone!
hahahaha
Giggling, starz....
Wow ... a couple of prophets for sure!
Bloody yobbos.
That one got me.
I agree. lol
LOL... Nice one :D
Thanks, lol
Now I'm laughing. lol
Lol, a good one, Starz - the perfect example of a "paraprosdokian" joke.

Again...ive learned something from you:)
Lol - I am also learning from you, my friends and from other people.

Funny!