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Lacking Nutrition? Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3

Image for post Lacking Nutrition?    ***    Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."    ***    Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3
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Lol, Rooster ... hehe smiliehehe smilie

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Lol, thank you, JD.
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Lol, thank you, Rooster - I don't know what to say.
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I am glad that I can contribute to brighten up dull routine, and I have also quite a few inspiring friends, which make on-line relations much less superficial.

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Lol, thank you, SynysterGates.

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Lol, DandyDon, it is indeed amazing. hehe smiliehehe smilie

Love this one

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You're very welcome, Jam.
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Later, little Susie complained, "Mommy, I have a tummy-ache again."

"That's because you ate too much, dear."

Moderation in all things? what smilie biggrin smilie

@Thinkerbell Later, little Susie complained, "Mommy, I have a tummy-ache again." "That's because you ate too much...

Perfectly said, Thinkerbell - lol.
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Still, some precautions might be useful - just in case.

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